Mid-Life Bipolar Cocktail Crisis

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Take the Woman

(Midlife you say , crisis for sure)Take the woman, Check her eyes and her skin to make sure that she hasn’t gone past the sell-by-date.Add the guilt, anticipation, insecurity, excitement, despair and panic ..let’s not talk about the mania, depression and often with a splash of vodka on the side .Mix thoroughly and leave to simmer. In a medium size bathroom prepare the woman by shaving legs , coloring of the grey hair and painting her toes. But this only after the dead skin on the heels have been scrubbed away. Baste generously in expensive body lotion . Add the stockings, a matching pair of panties ( in hopes that you have a G-string large enough ) and sexy push up bra. In my case I must admit I have been blessed not to concern myself with this… but keeping them up is a whole new ball game !The, have a couple of practice runs at looking seductive by letting the hair fall over the face and batting the fake eyelashes . I can never get those eyelashes on, so not really working .Now in closing add a generous helping of whore-red lipstick, many layers of mascara, a short mini that was hot in the 80’s and last of all add the “come do me pumps” only now they are silk black flats instead of pumps… And 1 bottle of Wine , vodka whatever it may be ….Later there is no trace of the smiling well made up, semi attractive woman that once looked back in the mirror. Only a red face , puffy eyed, blotchy-skinned wreck, it was time for a change , Change isn't always easy

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When my life started to spiral out of my control, I didn't know the cause. All I knew was that everything I did, every bit of self-control and discipline I exerted made no difference. My close relationships disintegrating, I was seeing my friends less and less, and work was something I frequently dreaded to go to. I often felt tired or restless for days on end. And then there were the odd periods when I would disappear for a few days. Definitely not normal.
I have been thru alot and it has been only in my early 40's that I have begun to grow, some good ways and as life has it, some bad ways. Wow , some of us take a while . I am trying to take it all in, and it's alot.
Life is what you make it... It took me a few years ( to say the least) to come to terms with that. It's good to be yourself in your own skin, and suddenly you are back where you started. Don't get me wrong life wasn't all bad. I enjoyed the south of France all the way to Asia. Still being me gets a big thumbs up. A little to much patting myself on the back. Truthfully I am a very down to earth kind of girl. I still look and behave most of the time as a free spirit... Only now I make somewhat better choices . Hopefully good ones. Stay tuned!! Having fun is still important but not the most important thing...( Fun is still a good thing , I like to feel life around me . My name is Trish I have bipolar disorder , ADHD and I still struggle with addiction. Still fighting the big battle of life .

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