Ok, to some this may seem funny and truthfully it is. I mean unless it was you in the war zone with the pillows. Yes, I said pillows and no I am not drinking . The “pillow thing” was want made me really take bipolar serious and stop bullshitting around. I can recall it like it was yesterday. I was home alone as normal. But that is the way I like it, then I don't have to hold myself accountable for my actions . fair enough. ( i guess)
Anyway, I had been drinking lots of vodka , to the point where I now ordered by Internet and called it “ winkie wonkda”. They ( the people at the store ) got the point .
this is the story of me , the winkie wonkda and the badass pillows.
Now, there is some good news and some bad. Those of you who are just damn sick of listening to my bullshit can log off ( and please “like “ and if you don’t.. kiss my as*) oops that wasn’t nice . :(
Ok, The good news is i am going to tell you all about the pillows that wanted to take my life and how I had to out smart the pillows... ( locking them in a closet, oops I need to save this for tomorrow cause the bad news is … I have to work tomorrow and it is bedtime. In my world , that means I need to start the process ,hours before  I close my eyes. And I have made a promise that I am going to make some real effort in my job. After all I could be advising your children on a educational matter.... mmmm maybe .
Ok I have been a bit of a smart ass this evening and if you did not find it funny ..Log off and take a pill.  Tomorrow you may see the humor in it all.
Hey, Have a restful night and lets get busy tomorrow.....

Thank you